February 2010
January 2010
How to spend some quality time during a power...
This is an accurate representation of the last 2 hours. This actually happened.
- blink, and move away from the computer
- flush the toilet
- immediately hook up bluetooth stereo headset and listen to playlist on Blackberry
- pick up all random garbage and detritus and place in garbage receptacle
- consider doing dishes, but opt instead to take clean sock/undie laundry from 2 weeks ago off...
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fuck it.
ladymisskate:
I’m just gonna get “TOTES” tattooed on my forehead.
Hi. What’s up? You seem truculent and frustrated. This is not like you. Did you forget who you are?
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"The music washed away all the hate, and society...
ZOMGZOMGZOMG
It did it again, as I am too inebriated to figure out where that feature is. Know what I did? Do ya? Huh? Huh? I opened a separate tab and used google to do my math. HA! Suck it, fake breathalyzer/lame Turing test. Google just defeated itself, with the help of a drunk guy. I should be Prime Minister. 6 seconds to spare. I may be drunk, but I can still type like a demon.
ZOMG
Gmail just breathalyzered me. I forgot I had put that feature into effect (as a joke to myself). I failed. HARD. Fuck you, me.
“U look royal 2nite princess”
– Follow up text from the weed man.
Srsly, LA people. Refer me. I think I’m dating this guy.
(via molls)
(2 e’s in reefer)
(via writer-a)
SOL (snickeroutloud)
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watch the skies tonight!
themightyfoz:
The moon is, on average, 238,855 miles from Earth. The moon’s orbit around Earth – which causes it to go through all its phases once every 29.5 days – is not a perfect circle, but rather an ellipse. One side of the orbit is 31,070 miles closer than the other. So in each orbit, the moon reaches this closest point to us, called perigee. Once or twice a year, perigee coincides with a...
It occurs to me that...
…LOST has almost turned into this figurehead for a real person. Like a crazy Aunt or second cousin that you previously hardly ever talked to that has won the lottery, and you have to listen to their stupid stories for like, 5 years and play along and nod and smile. All the time you’re thinking “I hope the payoff is big. I hope they do right by me, and see my worth for this...
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Friday nights are movie night at the condo I'm...
dbizzle:
Tonight’s movie was Harry Potter 6. I’ve been dying to watch it again since I saw it in theatres, but I never get around to buying (or downloading) it. I think I will steal/borrow it when I’m off work and watch it when I get home. CRAZY FRIDAY NIGHT YOU GUYS. I’m working here again on Sunday and I’m about 95% sure the movies never get returned to the video store on Saturdays. If...
