SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Travel Khakis
What up, Dude Bro-ington the Third? Dreamin’ about Buffett tickets? Big weekend in the city, huh? One of your main-best-bro’s from college got engaged and y’all got a hotel? NOOOOOOICE! Lemme guess… started early, pounding Miller Lites at your bro’s apartment in Midtown? Mabes some beer pong and flip cup? Then hit up P.J. O’McFlannery’s for 5 or 6 car bombs and then some bar/club downtown called Tronic for Vodka Sodas? Yeah, your friends called you “gay” for the “VodkSodes” but your probably gonna be engaged soon and you gotta keep it tight for the wedding!
Now it’s time to peace out of the city because lord knows you don’t actually live there. As you always say, “I mean… I LOVE the city n’ stuff… but… you know.. it’s like… no place to raise a kid you know? And me and Sarah-Katie-Catherine (her full name) are probs gonna have kids some day. You know… continue the legacy n’ stuff.” So strap on your Travel Khakis and your best pair of flip flops, that are both out of season and dangerous to wear in an urban environment, and get comfy! Take up as much space as you want, we already assumed you were an asshole.
*** Remember The Douchery? No, we didn’t die! We’re still here! Special thanks to Dani for sending in today’s picture! Get that summer feelin’ & Keep on Douchin’ ***
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